What to do if you’re getting tired of people approaching you.

If you’re a girl, wear a ring…preferably a golden ring….guys hated rings as it shows what kinda relationship you’re in……rings are like repellent to guys….if guys are mosquitoes, rings are like fumakilla….it kills the desire to approach you……but, there’s something I have to tell you, if you’re still being approached even after you put on a golden ring, better watch out, you gonna get married for real…..
But, if you’re a guy, stop wearing cool colored shirt…..start wearing gay colored shirt like light color of everything(white does not count)….light purple, light red a.k.a pink, light green and so on so forth…..avoid at all cost showing girls how macho you are……whenever a girls stare at you, start putting your arms around your buddies….she will think you’re gay, kaboom!!!! Problem solved…..but be careful, you’re now the moving target of the so called ‘We’re Not Into Guy Society’…… and maybe, just maybe, you belong into that society……what the hell are you thinking? Girls are all over you and you decide to push them away? Nice job dude, you’re real faggot!!!!